Here it goes:-
ME: Oh mighty God!!! Please give me a seat in the IITs.
WHAT GOD HEARD: “Blah blah blah….”
GOD: You bloody moron!!! Finally you came to me…now take NITC and get lost…
(pure revenge for not offering regular prayers)
ME: Ok... :-( …give me Mech.
WHAT GOD HEARD: “Give me something that I’ll absolutely loath.”
GOD: Take Chem n get lost.
For 2yrs I forgot God and worked my ass off.
And then someday…
ME: Wassup god!!!
WHAT GOD HEARD: “Namastey sir ji…sab badhiya…”
GOD: Hey, you have changed a lot…:-)…tell me what do you want now…
ME: INTERNSHIP!!!
WHAT GOD HEARD: “It high time you give me something good.”
GOD: Take IIMs.
ME: :-)...you must be kidding...
WHAT GOD HEARD: “Thanks a lot…”
GOD: Now get lost and go get a life kid…
Ah, I’m in final year now. Time for an appointment with GOD.
ME: Namastey God ji.
WHAT GOD HEARD: “Namastey God ji.”
GOD: Now what?
ME: Placements.
WHAT GOD HEARD: “Gimme some sun shine, gimme some rain!!!”
GOD: Son!!! You will get what you deserve. You have to wait for all the good things in life.
ME: Blah blah blah…
Yipee!!! Got ZS Associates!!!
ME: Thanks a lot God.
WHAT GOD HEARD: “I’ve realized that you have to wait for all the good things in life.”
GOD: :-)… Enjoy and don’t stop here, keep working hard…:-)
